11 Tell-tale Signs of an OCD Traveller

What are the signs that you’re an OCD traveller? Do you wash your hands at the airport more than 5 times an hour? Or do you incessantly check on your passport at every given chance? Here are 11 tell-tale signs that you are one of those travellers that no one dares call to your face.

#1 There’s always a wet wipe within reach

Preferably flushable too.
Preferably flushable too.

For situations ranging from the delicate to the emergency.

#2 And definitely a surgical grade alcohol swab

Doctors use it to sterilise the injection wound area, I use it for my keyboard.
Doctors use it to sterilise the injection wound area, we use it for our keyboard.

You wonder why it’s not sold as commonly as tissue.

#3 You keep repacking your luggage every night

Because #artofpacking
Because #artofpacking

Because you can’t stand seeing it in a topsy turvy mess.

#4 You live in the shadow of your bag

It's like your security blanket, only bigger.
It’s like your security blanket, only bigger.

The more appropriate question to ask is, what’s not in it? From emergency medication to a sewing kit, you have it, just in case.

#5 You bring your own set of cutlery wherever you go

Specks of dirt harm no one, but residual oil icks us out.
Specks of dirt harm no one, but residual oil icks us out.

What? Yours is sanitised, plus, no one loses!

#6 You TRY not to shake hands

We'll blow you kisses, baby, but please don't touch my hands.
We’ll blow you kisses, baby, but please don’t touch my hands.

Wave, titter, even air kisses are preferable. Do you know how much bacteria gets on your paws?!?

#7 Your itinerary was planned half a year ago

And you're excellent at macros.
And you’re excellent at macros.

Or on the very day that you made the travel decision.

#8 You are every booking travel agent’s nightmare

Computer says no.
Computer says no.

Can you please check again? …. Again and again and…

#9 Your table is always pre-wiped (with an anti-bacterial swipe) 

Or if situation allows, half a bottle of sanitiser.
Or if situation allows, half a bottle of sanitiser.

Before any elbows/phones/plates are allowed to make contact.

#10 You try only to pay by card, and seldom cash.

Plus, we like how plastic is so nicely resistant to alcohol.
Plus, we like how plastic is so nicely resistant to alcohol.

It has been scientifically proven that cash is one of the dirtiest things you’ll ever handle.

#11 You bring your own brand new sponge to scrub the holiday bathtub

Unless it's spongebob, it gets weird from here.
Unless it’s spongebob, it gets weird from here.

Nothing says OCD traveller more than “I brought my own sponge!”.

Do you know anyone who’s an OCD traveller, nomads?

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