Travel is meant to humble you, but that’s not the case for the pretentious tourists. (Insert #1 “I’m a traveller, not a tourist”). And because we’re avid tourists travellers too, we may or may not be picking up phrases from our own use…
Read also: The 7 types of travellers you meet.
#1 “I am Soooo jet-lagged”
Two weeks after coming back from a trip. Sure jet lag is never any fun, but what’s the right response here? Trick question — it’s this article on how to combat jet lag.
#2 “Sorry, I only have Euro dollars on me”
Tries to pay with foreign coins. Fails.
#3 “I know the BEST place for Banh Mi“
While they’re probably right, we’re too hungry to argue.
#4 “I’m Kind of a Buddhist Now”
Perhaps after finding spirituality at these places?
#5 “I Feel Like a European Soul, You Know?”
Nope, don’t know.
#6 “You’ve Seen One Temple, You’ve Seen Them All”
Bet you haven’t seen all 8 of the most beautiful places of worship though.
#7 “I Need a Vacation”
We all do.
#8 “I Can’t Drink Regular Coffee Anymore”
Turkish coffee, that stuff will ruin your forever.
#9″#Wanderlust”
is how you get more likes on Instagram)It does make your Instagram famous…
You had me at luxury villas.
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