Wet Dreams: 5 Sexiest Hotels To Get Your Inner Goddess Purring

Partially inspired by the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer that just graced the Internet, we decided to put together a list of sexiest hotels around the world, complete with inner goddess ratings (though we can’t vouch for the luxe-ratings), since not all of us have a super rich entrepreneur to lure us into his sex dungeon.

#1 Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin

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Definitely not friendzone material.

Reopened for a limited time only, the Propeller Island City Lodge is an aesthetic, sensory overload that is not just a hotel, but a work of pure art. Several themed rooms start from children fairytale rooms all the way to raised caged beds under red lighting. Ooh, kinky.

Inner goddess rating: 4 stars

My inner goddess is doing the Merengue with some salsa moves.”

 

#2 Pocono Palace, USA

Yes, we'd love a glass of bubbly.
Yes, we’d love a glass of bubbly.

If bathtub sex tickles your fancies, Pocono should be on your must-stay list. A 7-foot champagne glass whirlpool beside a cracking fireplace greets you in this 4-level suite. Complete with a heated heart-shaped pool, this ensures that you get laid at least once.

Inner goddess rating: 5 stars

My inner goddess stops jumping and smiles serenely. Oh yes… she mouths, nodding at me smugly.”

 

#3 Seven Hotel in Paris, France

"Do you need help wiping that gun down, Mr Bond?"
“Do you need help wiping that gun down, Mr Bond?”

This is for those who fancy themselves a sexy secret agent; a hotel that’s like a set right out of a James Bond movie. Funky back lights, levitating beds and plush leather is perfect for that much needed ego boost. Seven Hotel’s pads make it super easy to charm your way into her pants.

Inner goddess rating: 3.5 stars

My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face.”

 

#4 Aiwei Boutique Themed Hotel, Hefei

If chains aren't your thing, this could be a jungle gym!
Mr Grey will see you now.

Right up Christian’s alley (though maybe not his budget), the Aiwei has several themed rooms, all in different types of sexy. Waterbeds, suggestive toys and their most popular jail room complete with metal bars and hand cuffs will definitely get the juices flowing.

Inner goddess rating: 4 stars

My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheerleading pom-poms shouting yes at me.”

 

#5 Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton

Poles are also a great way to injure yourself, just a fair warning.
Poles are also a great way to injure yourself, just a fair warning.

It’s pure domestic sluttery, but your inner goddess would approve of Pelirocco. Mirrored ceilings, round padded beds, red (of course) rooms and there’s even a pole to showcase your (lack of?) dancing skills. Super cheesy, but who doesn’t love cheese?

Inner goddess rating: 4 stars

My inner goddess is doing back flips in a routine worthy of a Russian Olympic gymnast.”

 

Which other hotels would you recommend for sexy times, nomads?

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The Luxe Nomad

Like you, we love to travel but we think that staying at beautiful places shouldn’t come with a hefty price tag. That’s why we’ve gone out there and snagged the best design and luxury hotels and resorts in the Asia Pacific region at rates you won’t believe. WanderLuxe is our little corner of the world where we share our inspirations and thoughts about travel!

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