The Dark Knight's Digs: Holy Batman Suite!

We think this is closer to George Clooney’s Batman than Christian Bale’s broody masked crusader, because it’s just so…kitsch/fanboy/tacky/ insert your adjective here.

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We think Batman seriously needs an interior decorator
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You get your very own view of Gotham, and what about some pet bats?

And while a rubber suite complete with nipples gadgets isn’t waiting for you, you’ll certainly get a whole host of other Batman-centric details when you book the Batman Suite at the Eden Motel, Taiwan, all for the insane sum of USD50 per 3-hour block. Wait, what? You can actually do that?

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Even Batman likes to travel…to Hong Kong no less!

The answer? A resounding YES.

It’s certainly no Warner Bros/DC Comic hotel that’s for sure, what it IS though, is one of the many ‘love motels’ that dot Kaohsiung City, Taiwan. It’s less sleazy, more amusement-park-wonderland for lovers, and we can see why. C’mon, seriously? A full-scale Batmobile? Imagine the things you can do in that…errr, then again maybe not.

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Do you think Batman watches himself on TV?
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Or maybe he likes looking at his own poster?

BONUS: You also get miniature gargoyles, hanging bats, a (painted) view of Gotham City, your own pseudo-skylight with the Bat sign (you know, in case someone needs saving), a bathroom complete with Jacuzzi (worthy of a Bruce-Wayne wannabe), and an industrial/cave-like atmosphere!

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Maybe Commisioner Gordon needs some help

Photos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

 

Alia Soraya

When she's not chasing after her toddler son, travelling the world, riding horses, killing herself with F45, or eating everything in sight, Alia is a grammar nazi extraordinaire. She also has an unhealthy obsession with Tom Hiddleston, Game of Thrones, Outlander and French cooking. Did we mention chocolate too?

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